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| Wednesday, 09 December 2009 08:35 | |||||||
 Girl! At least that's what the ultrasound technician said. I guess I'll believe her. It was hard for me tell what I was looking at on the screen. All the images were moving so fast. The tech as like, and here's the head, the brain, the kidneys, the lungs, the heart, the fingers, the toes, the spine, and oooo! You're having a girl! I couldn't tell what I was looking at, but it was like she could read the Matrix... People ask us if we're happy we're having a girl. We're like, we knew we were having a a girl. They're like, how did you know? We're like, because that's what the Chinese Gender Chart said. Check it out and see if it worked for you and your baby. If it didn't, it's must be because you're not Chinese. *** BTW, I find it hilarious that the website says, "Rumors have it that this chart is over 90% accurate when used properly but please remember that this chart is for entertainment purposes only." First of all, how is the chart used improperly? I'm imagining someone huddled in his basement and crouching over this chart saying, "Muhahahaha, I will use the Chinese Gender Chart for my sinister and evil purposes!" Second of all, if it is truly over 90% accurate, it's more than "for entertainment purposes only". We need to package this baby up and sell it to the Chinese people! Which brings up another important question: When it says "Chinese Gender Chart", does it mean "Gender Chart for Chinese People," or does it mean "Chinese Version of the Universal Gender Chart"? These differences, while subtle, can easily be lost in translation, but can wreak havoc in the world of gender prediction if not understood and used correctly. Here is a short video of the ultrasound (you have to click through). The 6 minute version was so boring even I couldn't stand it. So I condensed it down to 1 minute... Life is indeed a miracle. How does each cell know what body part to become? How does a kidney cell not become a lung? Surely this is evidence of a Creator?
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